You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies… yeah, don’t be shy, let’s have a look. well, do you have anything to say for yourself? i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i’ve had a stiff neck for hours. you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven’t. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. you wouldn’t hit a man with no trousers on, would you? here. put that in your report!” and “i may have found a way out of here. it’s not the size mate, it’s how you use it. you see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. you dig. yes, i used a machine gun. when a naked man’s chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, i figure he’s not out collecting for the red cross.