Jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. you wouldn’t hit a man with no trousers on, would you? here. put that in your report!” and “i may have found a way out of here. man’s gotta know his limitations. ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn’t have f**ked with? well, i’m that guy. at this point, i’d set you up with a chimpanzee if it’d brought you back to the world! this is my gun, clyde! yes, i used a machine gun. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy. dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy. are you feeling lucky punk<\/p>\n
I want to shoot the pigeons… off my roof. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies… yeah, don’t be shy, let’s have a look. your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. what you have to ask yourself is, do i feel lucky. well do ya’ punk? don’t p!ss down my back and tell me it’s raining. it’s not the size mate, it’s how you use it. you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven’t. you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. this is the ak-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. what you have to ask yourself is, do i feel lucky. well do ya’ punk? you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. man’s gotta know his limitations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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