Circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. bruce… i’m god. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! let me tell you something my friend. hope is a dangerous thing. hope can drive a man insane. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! boxing is about respect. getting it for yourself, and taking it away from the other guy. you wouldn’t hit a man with no trousers on, would you? that tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass. the man likes to play chess; let’s get him some rocks. mister wayne, if you don’t want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when i’m asked, i don’t have to lie. but don’t think of me as an idiot. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i’ve had a stiff neck for hours. circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave.

I did the same thing to gandhi, he didn’t eat for three weeks. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies… yeah, don’t be shy, let’s have a look. i don’t think they tried to market it to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. i now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. no, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can’t now, being dead and all. well, what is it today? more spelunking? you wouldn’t hit a man with no trousers on, would you? you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies… yeah, don’t be shy, let’s have a look. i now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven’t. pull my finger!