I thought about you every time i jerked off, dickhead. cities fall but they are rebuilt. heroes die but they are remembered. selina! selina kyle, you’re fired! and bruce wayne, why are you dressed up like batman? this is america, babe, you gotta think big to be big. did you hear about the happy roman? he was “glad he ate her.” let me tell you something my friend. hope is a dangerous thing. hope can drive a man insane. no, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can’t now, being dead and all. i now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. that tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass. rehabilitated? well, now let me see. you know, i don’t have any idea what that means. it only took me six days. same time it took the lord to make the world. it only took me six days. same time it took the lord to make the world.

I now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. you got the wrong guy, ace! i got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. i did the same thing to gandhi, he didn’t eat for three weeks. he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. then, when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. rehabilitated? well, now let me see. you know, i don’t have any idea what that means. you measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you. cities fall but they are rebuilt. heroes die but they are remembered. that tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass. well, what is it today? more spelunking? i don’t know what you want, but i know i can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss! money, jewels, a *very* big ball of string.