{"id":30,"date":"2016-02-13T16:02:45","date_gmt":"2016-02-13T16:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/revive-pro\/?p=30"},"modified":"2016-06-22T08:28:29","modified_gmt":"2016-06-22T08:28:29","slug":"camera-of-the-yesteryears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/2016\/02\/13\/camera-of-the-yesteryears\/","title":{"rendered":"The White Swan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"caps\">What? no. we can&#8217;t stop here. this is bat country. look ma i&#8217;m road kill me? i&#8217;m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly. it&#8217;s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they&#8217;re going to do something incredibly&#8230; stupid. i just heard about evans new position,good luck to you evan backstabber, bastard, i mean baxter. it&#8217;s because i&#8217;m green isn&#8217;t it! here she comes to wreck the day. we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers&#8230; your entrance was good, his was better. we got no food we got no money and our pets heads are falling off! haaaaaaarry. well, then, i confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. holy jesus. what are these goddamn animals? giddy-up&#8230; no, no this way&#8230; good horsey.<\/p>\n<p class=\"caps\">Brain freeze. hey, maybe i will give you a call sometime. your number still 911? a drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. but no one should be asked to handle this trip. brain freeze. hey, maybe i will give you a call sometime. your number still 911? me? i&#8217;m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly. it&#8217;s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they&#8217;re going to do something incredibly&#8230; stupid. we got no food we got no money and our pets heads are falling off! haaaaaaarry. alrighty then i just heard about evans new position,good luck to you evan backstabber, bastard, i mean baxter. well, then, i confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. holy jesus. what are these goddamn animals? forget about it&#8221; is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like &#8220;raquel welch is one great piece of ass. forget about it!&#8221; but then, if you disagree, like &#8220;a lincoln is better than a cadillac? forget about it!&#8221; you know? but then, it&#8217;s also like if something&#8217;s the greatest thing in the world, like, &#8220;minghia! those peppers! forget about it!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What? no. we can&#8217;t stop here. this is bat country. look ma i&#8217;m road kill me? i&#8217;m dishonest, and a dishonest man you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":126,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[12,21,22,26,29],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-images","category-technology","tag-customizer","tag-retina-ready","tag-revive-pro","tag-themes","tag-wordpress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.inkhive.com\/madhat-plus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}